No, but seriously. If sharknadoes were real, where would they strike?Robbie Gonzalez7/25/13 12:20pmFiled to: mapsjohn nelsongoofballerydatavisualizationsciencesharknadotornadotelevisionmap porn597EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkNo no but really. Guys. YOU GUYS. AdvertisementThis gorgeous map is the work of datavisualization guru John Nelson, and it is, as it says right there on the map, "mankind's best attempt to understand this deadly phenomenon." Nelson has mapped global disaster threats before – in fact, he's kind of amazing at it – but this is his first foray into speculative visualization. It's characteristically beautiful and, of course, based on actual data. But it's also hilarious. Click the image below to see it in high res:ShareTweet Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.