It’s an El Niño year! Kindasorta. At Wired, Nick Stockton gauges the state of 2015’s El Niño, which NOAA has thus far described as “weak,” reminding us that “the storm has stood everyone up the last two times it promised to come knocking.” (He also limits himself to two Chris Farley references, which is commendable.)


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