It’s only taken 30 years, but someone is finally making a porn spoof of the greatest time travel movie ever. And it’s called Fap to the Future. Are you ready to feel the Power of Love?


Fap to the Future is the product of Lee Roy Myers and, whose creations we’ve featured before—including porn spoofs of The Hunger Games, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones and Guardians of the Galaxy.

This BTTF spoof doesn’t come out until November (and in true porn fashion, they haven’t even started filming it yet), but we’re thrilled to break the news of its existence, exclusively at io9. And above is our exclusive video, showing the first look at the movie’s time machine.


Warning: Video may be NSFW—since the time machine is basically made out of dildos.

Myers tells io9 this is strictly a parody of the first Back to the Future movie, not the two sequels. And he adds: “Featured in this teaser is The D-lorean, aka the Dicklorean, a time-traveling sex machine.”

What happens in this film? It’s about “Marty DickFly taking Cock Brown’s invention back in time. And yes, the machine is powered by 1.21 jizzawatts, and has to get up to 88 orgasms per hour in order to travel through time.” Adds Myers: “We love Back to the Future, and so this is as much an homage to the original as it is the largest group of dick jokes ever assembled in one video.”

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