So it finally came down to this: an unbelievably epic battle between Jon Snow and Ramsay Bolton for Winterfell, the North, and maybe even all of Westeros. But which bastard reigned supreme?

Well, I think that went about as well as could be expected, which is to say it was horrible but at least some of the people we cared about lived. We also got that exciting detour in Meereen a random British TV Guide type-mag somehow knew about. Best of all, Ramsay’s dogs finally got a hot meal, so quite the happy ending for them!

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Full breakdown arrives tomorrow at 10:00 am.