Even if those friends are half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herders. Maybe especially then.

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This mash-up, from the talented and tasteful OneMinuteGalactica, reveals Han Solo’s secret, shameful life as one of the galaxy’s biggest lushes for an absolutely chilling (and very ’70s) drunk driving PSA. Sure, you may think it’s just a gag, but this makes far too much sense. Would a sober smuggler have managed to lose his beloved Corellian YT-1300 light freighter? I think not.