What’s a bloodsucker to do when he’s trying to impress a waitress, but he doesn’t eat dinner like a mortal man would? As demonstrated by the lovelorn Count von Közsnöm (Tobias Moretti) in horror comedy Therapy for a Vampire, he orders a thick steak “bloody, no side dishes,” and makes the best of the situation.

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Want to know if the dapper creature of the night’s unusual ways of pitching woo are successful? (Further complicating matters: he also has a vain, jealous wife to contend with... and the waitress has a boyfriend, too.) Therapy for a Vampire is now playing in select theaters with more to come; check out the official website for theater details. Here’s the trailer, too:

Sluuuurrrrrrrrp!