Or are hook hands hereditary in the world of Disney’s Descendants?

Today, were were treated to an image of the son of Gaston (Gil, played by Dylan Playfair), the daughter of Ursula (Uma, played by China Anne McClain), and the son of Captain Hook (Harry, played by Thomas Doherty). I’m shocked he’s not named Hooky, actually. The names in Descendants, a movie about the kids of Disney villains and heroes going to high school together, are uniformly bad. And the sequel has really upped the game.

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Beyond these literal children trying to smolder at the camera, the big question is: Harry, dude, where did you get that hook? Because, uh, if your dad did that to you, that’s a horrifying implication for a Disney Channel Original Movie to have.