If you’re unsatisfied with more traditional Easter fare, like warping your eggs into cubes, or gifting your loved ones with a chocolate death mask of your own face, then Fossil Era has got you covered with Chocolate Megalodon teeth, cast from the actual fossil of a 60-foot long super-predator!

The 4.8” inch tooth casts may be modestly sized, compared to the full seven and a half inches the species was capable of possessing, but the variety of flavors – milk, dark and white chocolate – offers more than enough ammunition for your Easter Parade/Shark Attack 3: Megalodon double feature.

So in the words of John Barrowman:

“What do you say I take you home and eat your chocolate?”

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