Between the floating city of Columbia, the steampunk aesthetic and the evil robot George Washington Terminator, I imagine there's a lot of io9 readers interested in the new video game Bioshock Infinite. But playing video games is Kotaku's things, not ours. What to do? Well, how about we just watch the game's footage edited into one epic movie?
Yes, all you folks interested in the game's setting and story but who are completely uninterested in picking up a controller can just watch Bioshock Infinite as one quite lengthy movie, as played and edited by Dangs08. Apparently it took him three days to play, edit and assemble into the 3.5 hour version above. Obviously, this means the movie is in first-person, but if you're only interested watching Bioshock Infinite and not particularly playing it, this is obviously the way to go.