Finally, a hospital drama with Wizard of Oz characters

We tend to love things because we remember them—hey, it's that thing I remember! And when the owners of the trademarks and copyrights of those things decide to make new things that are even better, like a television medical drama based on The Wizard of Oz, it is our fear of death that keeps us from loving the new.

Also, this is probably the worst idea since the waffle taco.

Apocalypse nears as CBS orders a Wizard of Oz-themed medical drama

I regret to inform you all that the entire medium of television irrevocably passed into complete irrelevancy earlier today after CBS announced they were developing a TV series named Dorothy, about a medical drama based on The Wizard of Oz. I am serious.

Obviously, it is now imperative that we stop making TV forever. It may seem like a harsh solution, but remember: CBS is making a goddamned Wizard of Oz-themed medical drama TV series. If we don't stop this insanity now we're going to get an Alice in Wonderland-themed lawyer series next, followed by a show where the girls from Little Women are no-nonsense FBI agents who don't play by the rules— OH MY GOD FOX IS ALREADY MAKING A SLEEPY HOLLOW-THEMED COP DRAMA AAAAA WE'RE TOO LATE WE'RE TOOOOOOO LAAAATTTTTTTEEEEE

[Via Deadline]