How Have You Lived This Long Without the Stranger Things Type Generator?

Stranger Things has been out in the world for a month, and it’s still all anyone can talk about. As you jam to the soundtrack and prowl thrift stores for the perfect puffy coat for your Barb Halloween costume, you can immerse yourself in the perfectly retro opening credits with the Stranger Things type generator.
Today's Best Deals: $20 Fitness Tracker, Wake-Up Light, Filter-Free Vacuum
A filter-free vacuum, a life-changing alarm clock, and a $20 fitness band lead off Wednesday’s best deals.
The Real Reason You Shouldn't Pee In the Pool
Peeing in the public pool is gross, immature, but basically harmless, right? A quick fix when you’ve really gotta go? Not exactly. In advance of the its annual summer meeting, the American Chemical Society has just released a video explaining, in gory scientific detail, why peeing in the pool makes it a more unhealthy…
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Here's One of the Best Deals We've Seen on Philips' Life-Changing Wake-Up Light
It’s been awhile since we’ve seen a good deal on Philips’ life-changing wake-up lights, so if you’re not among the 20,000+ Gawker media readers who have already pulled the trigger, the entry level model just dropped to $46, or within a few cents of the best price we’ve ever seen.
Freeform's Alternate-History Military Drama (With Witches) Sounds Totally Nuts
Freeform—the network formerly known as ABC Family, but now with license to be more racy than anything with the word “Family” in it—is developing a new drama that sounds completely nuts. Maybe in a good way? It involves witches, warfare, and an alternate-history timeline—and its exec producers include Adam McKay and…
M.O.P.Z. Is the Most Frantically Bizarre Comedy About a Janitor and a Robot You Will Ever See

If you missed Todd Rohal’s M.O.P.Z. when it aired on Adult Swim, here it is for your brain-exploding pleasure. Put very simply, it’s about a lovelorn school janitor who (tries to) invent a robot helper—and it would be weird enough even without being shown entirely in fast-forward, “because we know you’re busy.”
What a Scan of Sting's Brain Teaches Us About Music
The puns, they almost write themselves. A cognitive psychologist at McGill University has scanned the brain of Grammy-winning musician Sting to glean insight into how creative people find connections between seemingly very different thoughts or sounds. The results were just published in Neurocase.
How Luna Moths Use Sound Waves for Camouflage
Some butterfly species sport striking patterns on their wings which they use to visually camouflage themselves from predators. But the luna moth is a nocturnal creature. Scientists have suggested that the unique twisty tails of these moths help throw off predators like bats that rely on sound to hunt and navigate—a…
Why Jurassic Park's Visual Effects Still Look Amazing Today

Jurassic Park still holds up. It’s an excellent movie that’s still fun to watch, the dinosaurs are still scary as hell, and the visual effects still look spectacular. How is that possible? Even though Jurassic Park changed the way films use visual effects, the restraint it used with its own effects is what has made it…

