When we last saw famed actor/lunatic Gary Busey, he was talking incoherently (which I know is kind of redundant when describing Gary Busey, but bear with me) about Hobbits. Today, Busey is back to educate us further on these tiny denizens of Middle-Earth, specifically their proclivity for fucking each other. In fact, the subject of Hobbit sex so moves Busey that he is compelled to sing a song on the subject (beginning at 3:28), which will likely haunt your dreams for all eternity.
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