The Following is a new show from FOX, featuring a twitchy Kevin Bacon stalking a serial killer who is obsessed with Edgar Allan Poe. What could be scarier than the knife killings, animal mutilations, and bad quotes from poetry in the premiere episode that aired on Monday night? The fact that killer Joe Carroll has OVER A THOUSAND BLOGS. Seriously. This clip explains everything that's terrifying about this show. And it's only going to get worse. Next episode: 4Chan!