We've spent a good deal of time speculating about how this writer or that director could make Star Wars: Episode VII a success, but Star Wars: Sequel Debacle Simulatron goes further. This Flash toy lets you pick your perfect Star Wars scriptwriting/directing/acting team and see if it results in Empire Strikes Back-worthy success or if you're on your way to producing the next Phantom Menace.

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Game designers Ben Johnson and Joe Kowalski came up with this randomish review generator, and it's a lot of fun to play with, even if it doesn't seem to like any of my ideas:

Next time, I'll have to try The Usual Midichlorians directed by Michael Bay.

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