So this is how Peter Jackson's going to pad out The Hobbit into three full movies? I'm not sure I approve, but I will certainly admit it's a bold move.
I jest, of course. This is merely a bagpiper - bagpipist? - from the fabled lands of Portland, Oregon, getting prepared for the upcoming Hobbit premiere in the best way he knows how. And my article title is a joke, too, since I'm pretty sure this guy still has plenty of pipeweed waiting for him at home.