Greetings! After last week's foray into honey-cured Iron Man, we go a step further into the depths of bad erotic fan fiction with this Harry Potter story. While Harry Potter has inspired scads of fan fic, good and bad, all-ages-appropriate and quite naughty, I have noticed that a great many Harry Potter fans are also fans of the human execratory system. I have no idea why this is, but I do know that if the word "watersports" is used in the story summary, it's got a 50% chance of being about Harry. Oh, and I'd seriously consider going to the bathroom before reading this.
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