The Most Disturbing Twilight Products OF ALL TIMEMeredith Woerner11/14/12 4:24pmFiled to: twilightMoviesVampiresWerewolvesBreaking dawn: part 1Breaking dawn: part 2please god noToptweetFbOld Spice Saves the World471EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink Back in 2009, we started keeping tabs on the terrible, horrible things that started trundling out on the internet shortly after the peak of Twilight fandom. And as the years passed, the Twilight merchandise only got weirder. Cold sparkle dildos, Edward-shaped body pillows, and now bloody Bella tampon tea. Yep we've seen it all. This weekend the Twilight franchise comes to a conclusion with Breaking Dawn: Part 2, and it's with heavy hearts that we offer up our final installment of The Most Disturbing Twilight Products. Here's our final wrap up of the very best actual things you can buy to celebrate what Edward's penis may (or may not) feel like.