15 Obscure Historical Monsters Who Would Improve Halloween ImmenselyCyriaque Lamar10/23/12 3:00pmFiled to: SuperlistTopFbsecret historyMonstrorum HistoriaMonstersAnatomyHoly crap wtfbiologymythologyUlisse Aldrovandi391EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkThe monsters of Halloween just seem so rote this year. I mean, you can only go through so many All Hallows' Eves with Frankenstein's Monster and the Wolfman phoning in the frights on October 31, glad-handing with trick-or-treaters, drunk off of Universal Studios ducats and stoned out of their gourds on the Mummy's homegrown "Kushite Kush."Face it, the iconography of Halloween is not open to monstrous outsiders. When's the last time you saw the dreaded giant Japanese boner skeleton (link not safe for work) smiling and waggling on a bag of M&M's? Never, and that's a crime.ShareTweet Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.