10 Ways the Olympics Could be Different in the FutureLauren Davis7/29/12 12:00pmFiled to: triviagasmOlympicsWalter F. MoudyIsaac AsimovYear of the sex olympicsSnlFuturamaTed KosmatkaTom SullivanNicholas V. YermakovKevin JosephOscar PistoriusTranshumanismJudge DreddWeather controlweather modificationSportstweetFbTop291EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkThe modern Olympics have already changed a great deal since their early years. Arts events like architecture, literature, painting, and music went out the window in 1954, and many events, such as mountain biking, synchronized swimming, curling, and table tennis were added only in the last 30 years. So how might the event change in the future? We look to Olympic science fiction, as well as a few current events.AdvertisementCompetitors will battle to the death. Long before The Hunger Games science fiction writers envisioned televised battles to the death. In Walter F. Moudy's short story "The Survivor," the US and Russia have done away with war, instead holding the Olympic War Games, a televised event that pits 100 American soldiers against 100 Russian soldiers and beams the horrors of war right into civilians' living rooms. The heirs of those who die receive a large chunk of money; survivors of the game are exempt from all laws and receive unlimited funds. The problem is, Olympic victors don't integrate back into society terribly well.The competitions will test professional, rather than athletic, prowess. The stakes are high in the Olympics of Isaac Asimov's story "Profession." Instead of competing in athletic events for personal pride, country, and glory, Olympians compete in professional competitions that test how valuable they will be to a future employer. Perform well, and you'll receive a contract with a top-notch Outworld. If you choke, you'll find yourself sent to work on an inferior planet. So make sure your educational tapes are up to date before stepping into the arena. The Olympics will be a way of pacifying the masses — with pornography. Sex is an Olympic event in the 1968 Theatre 625 performance The Year of the Sex Olympics. In fact, as the name suggests it is the Olympic event. The upper class uses a constant stream of televised screwing to placate the uneducated masses. (One wonders how many points they award for a proper dismount.) When interest in sport sex begins to wane, they cook up a much more interesting game: dropping contestants on a deserted island and see what they do. Add one murderous psychopath, stir, and you have a fictional predecessor to Survivor.Robots will compete. By Futurama's year 3004, robots have their own Olympic events, like bending. True to Futurama's "the more things change, the more they stay the same" fashion, manbots and fembots compete separately. As a bonus, micronations like the Nation of Joe get to compete in the Earth Olympiad, as does the Republic of French Stereotypes, whom everyone hates.AdvertisementThe Olympics will become a contest of scientific superiority. In Ted Kosmatka's novel The Games, humans no longer compete in Olympic events. Instead, the geneticists from various nations create increasingly destructive and invulnerable gladiators from various types of DNA (but never human). The better your designs, the more likely your country is to win the gold. But the drive to win can sometimes trump good sense; one team, desperate to keep up its winning streak, creates a gladiator so ruthless and cunning that they can't control it.Genetically modified athletes will compete. Competition through science is also a key component of Tom Sullivan's story "The Mickey Mouse Olympics." It may be illegal for genetically enhanced athletes to compete in the Olympics, but that doesn't stop the US and the USSR from initiating a Cold War of athletic modifications, brushing off any suspicious features their athletes might sport as birth defects. There's a similar genetic engineering rivalry in Nicholas V. Yermakov's story "A Glint of Gold," and in Kevin Joseph's novel The Champion Maker, a track coach uncovers a "gene doping" conspiracy.Regarding other brands of human enhancement, questions have already arisen in real life as to whether Oscar "Blade Runner" Pistorius' prosthetics offer him an unfair advantage over other competitors. But MIT biomechanics engineer Hugh Herr, who insists that Pistorius' blades lend him no such advantage, still believes that we'll eventually have Olympic-sanctioned limbs (that mimic biological limb function) and superior limbs. Those superior limbs, he suggests, might even demand a power Olympics of their very own.