Dear 1982, it's 2012. Please cut this shit out. You've had thirty years to bury all that horrific ephemera that cluster-bombed our childhood memories. E.T. the video game is the reason we're still in therapy. We only recently got over that German E.T. porno (NSFW), and that was two years ago. (And you, dear reader? You can buy this wrinkly digit on eBay if you hate yourself.)
Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.