More than a few people have noticed that Peter Parker-du-jour Andrew Garfield bears a passing resemblance to Ben Schwartz, the actor who plays failed entertainment mogul Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Recreation. So what would happen if the club-hopping JR was the real face behind the spider suit?
I can't help but think that, if Jean-Ralphio were bitten by a radioactive spider, he never would have invented the webslingers. Instead, he'd have a device that shot cologne from one wrist and Remy Martin from the other. Because Jean-Ralphio is all class.