If you've ever stared at the remote control from across the room and whistled the main theme from Star Wars hoping it fly into your hand, you'll appreciate the early morning sloth of "Lazy Jedi," who uses his Force-given telekinesis to avoid even the smallest amount of manual labor.
Obviously, I'm doing my breakfast telekinesis all wrong. It's much less dependent on musical cues than on calling on the ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi.
And could someone please tell me where I can tune in to the Coruscant News Network?
[via Geeks Are Sexy]