Move over Flopsy (Vampire Bill), Mopsy (Vampire Eric), and Cottontail (Jason Stackhouse)! The real deal is (rumored) to be coming to True Blood. That's right folks, the man who invented the steely-eyed-furrowed-brow-head-tilt and is filled with so much testosterone he can impregnate ladies with a gaze is ready to punch first and ask questions later, Bon Temps-style. If this rumor is correct, then True Blood is back!
Admit it, last year's True Blood was the worst. The villains stunk, the threeway vampire sex session was never really a threeway vampire sex session, Hoyt turned into a lanky whiner, and don't even get us started on the castration of Vampire Eric. Sigh. But if Meloni is cast, that's all about to change.