What Science Fiction Can Teach Us About Communicating With Other CulturesMaryKate Jasper and Charlie Jane Anders11/28/11 3:38pmFiled to: triviagasmStar TrekAvatarRobert A. Heinleingreen lanternStargateUrsula K. Le GuinBooksMoviesTop1091EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkWe've all been there: your first meeting with a member of another culture, or your first attempt at real communication in a foreign language. More often than not, disaster results. Learning to cope with other ways of speaking, and other cultural contexts, can be a major challenge — but science fiction is here to help!AdvertisementScience fiction is full of great lessons about how to approach people with a different worldview — even if they don't actually come from a different world. Here's what science fiction can teach us about learning to understand other cultures. Never Trust a Universal TranslatorAdvertisementGoogle Translate will never write you a coherent e-mail in Spanish, and it will certainly not help you communicate with other life forms.In the film Mars Attacks!, Earthlings communicate with the invading Martians through a universal translator. The machine mistranslates the Martians' arrival announcement as "We come in peace." Obviously, after the Martians have assassinated world leaders, destroyed international architectural icons, and blown up white doves, everyone realizes that the translation was a load.That said, this lesson is inverted by successful translator droids like Star Wars' C-3P0.SponsoredPidgin: Surprisingly EffectiveThe language of trade in the Chanur books by C.J. Cherryh is pidgin. This is portrayed as an effective way for all the different species to communicate with one another.AdvertisementThe equivalent of a "universal language" in Blade Runner is a hodgepodge of three or four different languages.Old People Will Talk How They WantWhen looking for the representative member of a culture, it may be tempting to go for the oldest, most prestigious-looking member of the assembly. They won't use all that young-people slang and teach you poor grammar. However, you should remember that the oldest and most prestigious member of most Earth assemblies will still use "queer" to describe someone odd, refer to "movies" as "pictures," and so on.Yoda could be seen as the most extreme example of this. His ability to speak Galactic Basic is rather horrendous for someone who's assumedly been speaking it for hundreds of years... but he is 900 years old. If you were to speak the English used 900 years ago, you would sound pretty absurd, too. (That being said, this is speculative, as Yoda is of "species unknown" and there has never been an explanation for his object-subject-verb syntax.)AdvertisementWhat Seems Essential in One Language is Fluff In AnotherThis mostly applies to the use of articles such as "the" or "a," which many non-English languages don't have.AdvertisementIn Robert Heinlein's The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, the narrator Manny doesn't use "nulls," as he calls them (meaning articles or other 'meaningless' words).In Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon, Qwghlmian is an incredibly concise language, consisting of 16 consonants, that is ideal for expressing concepts in binary, but is impossible to pronounce in actuality. It can express whole paragraphs in four words.AdvertisementImmersion Is Only Useful in ContextEveryone has had that friend who returns from study abroad and announces that he is "basically fluent in Spanish now," despite being unable to identify any of the verb tenses in the entire language.The Junkions from Transformers have taken their knowledge of English almost entirely from Earth broadcasting. And so, while they can generally convey what they want, it sounds strange and absurd. Examples include the following:Advertisement"This sleek, sexy Junkion planet, now with turbo handling!""Yes, friends, act now, destroy Unicron. Kill the grand poobah. Eliminate even the toughest stains!"AdvertisementSometimes Just Understanding the Words Isn't Enough Without Cultural ReferencesGIF In the acclaimed Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Darmok," the Enterprise's Universal Translator is able to translate the language of the Children of Tama into English perfectly fine — but the Children of Tama only speak in allusions to their mythology, which cannot be rendered into common referents.AdvertisementThe amazing blog Tenser, said the Tensor explains why this is a bit nonsensical: why wouldn't the Universal Translator just paraphrase the alien language, as it presumably does with Klingon or Romulan? Still, the basic point stands — you can understand a language perfectly, but you also need to grasp the cultural touchstones. Image by ChainsawSuit.com.Dialects Are ImportantAnyone who has attempted to chatter off in college-classroom Mandarin at a Cantonese dim sum restaurant will have learned this lesson. Dialects sound like a trivial afterthought when you're struggling through a new language, but when a "novio" becomes a "pololo" or your Quebecois car ("char") is a chariot in Paris, you realize they are crucial.AdvertisementA good example comes from Cherryh's Chanur Saga. The characters frequently cannot speak dialects from their own homeworlds — even if said dialect is a variant of their native language.Understanding a Language is Easier Than Speaking ItAdvertisementIn your high school language class, it was always easier to understand what the teacher was asking you than it was to answer the question.In Michael Crichton's Timeline, the group of scientists and archaeologists who head back to 1357 are all equipped with earpieces that translate medieval languages for them. The problem with this, of course, is that although the travelers can understand what others are saying, they cannot speak the language themselves.AdvertisementLearning a New Language Can Drive You NutsThis is most evident in H.P. Lovecraft, where learning to communicate with the Great Old Ones will drive a human irrevocably insane. Oh, R'lyehian.Also, in The Embedding by Ian Watson, children are immersed from birth in strange constructed languages, including one with strange embedded syntax that defies normal human comprehension. At first, the kids seem to be just fine — but it does not turn out well. (This is bad news for some visiting aliens, who believe that if they can map every possible language structure as spoken by living brains, including such strange "embedded" ones, they can move past our reality into another universe.)When Beran leaves the relatively selfless world of Pao for the scheming, ambitious world of Breakness, he nearly goes nuts trying to learn the ego-centric language of Breakness in Jack Vance's Languages of Pao.AdvertisementAdvertisementMy Mouth Won't Do That!At least one kid in your Spanish class couldn't roll an "r" to save his life. He was actually physically incapable of it.The aforementioned Lovecraftian languages are often nearly (or entirely) unpronounceable.AdvertisementIn Cherryh's Chanur novels, oxygen breathers cannot pronounce the language of the methane-breathing Knnn, which sounds a bit like whale song.The members of the Q in Star Trek all call themselves "Q" because their two-light-year-long names are too much for humans to say, and this letter is the closest approximation.It's Much Easier to Learn Another Language of the Same FamilyAdvertisementAdvertisementYou know how Spanish, French, and Italian share so many root words? How occasionally you're just adding a different consonant (cabra v. capra)?In Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, the crew of the Enterprise has to travel back in time and bring back living humpback whales. Not just for eco-friendly biodiversity reasons, though — aliens have set up shop in orbit around Earth, emitting a signal that wipes out the power grid and leads to catastrophic weather events. The only creatures who can answer that signal? Humpback whales.If You Think Your Translation Might be a Little Off, It Probably IsAdvertisementIn Ursula le Guin's The Lathe of Heaven, aliens fire nuclear missiles at Earth-but only because they believed that the missiles fired at them were an Earthling form of communication. Hence, they responded in kind. (The confusion is later cleared up.)Sometimes, Incomprehension Can be a Defense MechanismIn Robert Sheckley's story "Shall We Have a Little Talk?" an Earth first contact specialist travels to the world of Na to buy some land and start relations with the Naians, as the first step towards making the planet a target for human imperialism. At first, the Naian language appears simple enough — until the next day, when their language has mysteriously gained a whole bunch of new concepts and compound words. This goes on and on, until he's completely unable to communicate. "Stop agglutinating!" he shouts in frustration. It turns out the Naian language evolves quickly, as a defense mechanism against outsiders.AdvertisementAdvertisementMath Is the Only Universal LanguageMusicians may beg to differ, but while operas are freqently translated, equations never need to be.In Contact by Carl Sagan, human beings first successfully communicate with extraterrestrials though repeating series of prime numbers. The transmissions become more and more complex, but the initial move was thanks to math.AdvertisementIn a similar fashion, the humans trying to understand the dead Martian language in H. Beam Piper's "Omnilingual" are stymied — until they find a Martian periodic table of elements, which are the same in any culture.Unless, of course, it's money: the other universal languageThe most common language in a society or planet will be the language of trade and business. (See: rising popularity of English versus French).AdvertisementAdvertisementThis is seen in the Chanur books, as we mentioned before. It is also seen in Firefly, where advertisements and other mass culture is in Chinese and everybody seems to speak at least a little weirdly accented Mandarin.Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest WordActs of aggression or offense are very easy to understand. The apologies for these actions and/or international incidents are much trickier to translate.AdvertisementIn Ender's Game, the entire war is basically a result of the fact that humans cannot understand the bugger/Formic attempts at "Sorry! We didn't realize you were sentient!"Linguists Are the Single-most Useful Member of Your Crew… 2.5% of the TimeHalf of the lessons in the following sections would not have arisen had there been a sufficiently educated linguist involved. It may be the 9th most unemployable college major in the U.S., but it is going to be incredibly useful when we run into extraterrestrials.AdvertisementAdvertisementThe crew of the original Enterprise always seems very happy to have Hoshi Sato along when they encounter a new and tricky alien language, in Star Trek: Enterprise.And where would the Stargate SG-1 team be without linguist and Egyptologist Dr. Daniel Jackson? He's the one who translates the symbols on the ancient stargate and makes it activate, in the original Stargate.And as Istvan Csicsery-Ronay points out in The Seven Beauties of Science Fiction:AdvertisementThe ability to interpret the language of an alien or mutant group is often the key to power. The near-godlike technology of the Krell civilization in Forbidden Planet is accessible only through the unlikely mediation of a human philologist, Morbius.Translation Is More Than Equating One Word With AnotherIn the short story "Story of Your Life," by Ted Chiang, a species of aliens who arrive on Earth experience the space-time continuum in a non-linear way. Hence, the linguist hired to communicate with them has to struggle to understand them in a totally new way. Their verbs are just absurd to her, encompassing as they do entire lifetimes, while her limited concepts of "past" as separate from "present" confuse them."In Blackest Night," a Green Lantern story by Alan Moore, features the conundrum of explaining color to a species that evolved without sight. Poor Katma Tui can't effectively recruit for a corps called "Green Lantern" when the recruitees have no concept of either "green" or "lantern."AdvertisementAdvertisementSometimes, An Alien Culture's Worldview is Just Too DifferentIn C.J. Cherryh's Foreigner, an ambassador visits a race of aliens a few hundred years after an attempted first contact ended in disaster. The aliens' culture is just too discordant with our own — their religion is based on numerology, and the number of words or syllables in a sentence determines how rude or polite it is.A salesman faces a similar set of problems in David Levine's Hugo-winning story "Tk'Tk'Tk."And in Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land, Valentine Michael Smith comes to Earth after being raised by Martians, and has a hard time understanding Earth concepts such as God, while he also has a hard time explaining Martian terms like "grok" to humans. Eventually, when he founds his own religion, he also teaches Martian language to humans, and that seems to help them develop psychic abilities.In China Miéville's Embassytown, the Ariekei natives have a language that's almost impossible to speak, because it requires a single mind and two mouths. But when the Ariekei start to understand the human concept of symbolism — language that isn't completely aligned with reality — all hell breaks loose.