This plush worm from Labyrinth ($30) isn't the same as having your own personal Jareth. But then again, what is?
This arcade alien alarm clock ($18, Urban Outfitters) will remind you to go down to your laundromat and get more quarters. Compliment with a plug-and-play Space Invaders TV unit ($44).
This Goonies laptop sticker ($10, Etsy) confirms your fidelity to such enterprises as statute-gluing and octopus-fighting.
This hoodie by Mishka NYC ($68) is a throwback to Ghoulies. You remember Ghoulies, right?
The "I Have The Powerpoint" t-shirt will set you back $20 at Threadless.
This creepy Vaudeville knife sharpener with set you back $10.