There be must be some sort of spiritual upheaval going down in the nether regions of the netherworld. How come? Ghosts have been a lot more touchy-feely as of late. The latest report comes out of Herne Bay, England, where 73-year-old Doris Birch has been driven to her wits' end by a groping ghost. As she explained to the This Is Kent news site:
Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.