Tired of humping the same old fake, rubbery vagina hidden inside a flashlight? Fleshlight's already four steps ahead of you: They've created a zombie, vampire, Frankenstein, and cyborg vaginas — in case you ever wondered what having sex with a vampire was like (which apparently means getting around the horrific labia wings). Congratulations Fleshlight, you've made the world a dark, horrible place.

Cyborg

Zombie

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Frankenstein

Vampire

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[Fleshlight via Buzzfeed]