The 10 Architectural Sins of Superhero BasesCyriaque Lamar9/21/11 1:45pmFiled to: Daily 10MapsComicsMap pornTopSupermanBatmanLegion of Superheroesthorgi joeCaptain MarvelFantastic FourJack Kirby801EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkSuperheroes are great at solving crimes, but downright awful at the intricacies of spatial design.AdvertisementAs proof, we're taking ten of the jazziest superhero headquarters ever committed to paper and judging them at face value. Did you know that the supervillain Thanos is great for property values? 1.) Environmental Hubris To disguise the Bat-Copter, Batman has built a mountain that forever burps out pollution, a tactic that may backfire on those sunny Gotham afternoons.AdvertisementIt's a wonder the US Geological Survey hasn't attempted to investigate an active volcano in Bruce Wayne's backyard. Click on the above to expand. (Batman 203)2.) Narcissism Most superheroes aim for subtlety. On the other hand, The Teen Titans once built their headquarters in the shape of the letter T, which is an audaciously stupid design when you think about it.It must noted that the Teen Titans were just teenagers, so all of their decisions were clouded by a haze of hormones and the impulse to play hooky and drink wine coolers in a parking lot somewhere. (The New Teen Titans 7)3.) No Kitchens One of the greatest sins of superhero architecture is that it categorically denies human biological imperatives. There's no starker example than the Justice League Satellite, which lacks both proper food preparation facilities and toilets. Superman may eat sunshine and fart rainbows, but Batman doesn't have such a luxury. ( Justice League of America 95)4.) Insufficient Accommodations Although the Baxter Building has a room devoted solely to Giant Maps, it is sadly lacking in residential space.AdvertisementSponsoredNote how the Thing must sleep in a Barcalounger and the Human Torch must commute from the suburbs to his asbestos-lined cupboard. I know Manhattan real estate is perpetually at a premium, but this is ridiculous. (Fantastic Four Annual 3)5.) Ineffective Energy Usage As epitomized by the Legion of Superheroes, whose ship comes equipped not with batteries, but "quasi batteries." Why not spring for the real thing?6.) Superheroes' Pets Live In The Death Star I knew Krypto was a bit of a despot, but this is truly an eye-opener. (Superboy 157)ShareTweet Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.