It's the showdown that you've been waiting for your whole life: Darth Vader vs. Superman. Except that this isn't a test of strength, dexterity or willpower — it's who had a worse week.
Was it Darth Vader, whose dramatic change of heart in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi is now going to be overdubbed with a weird cry of rage and denial?
Or Superman, whose new movie costume has been revealed in all its, er, glory — including crazy fake abs, racing stripes and "one mighty codpiece"?
Man of Steel set photo via WENN.com