Here's the new teaser trailer for Conan the Barbarian — it's low on Hyborean hijinks but high on the haze of war.

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By Crom, we hope that the next trailer will have antics on par with James Earl Jones turning into a snake, Arnold Schwarzenegger pushing a wheel for a decade, reptile-worshipping hippies, or that crazy witch who exploded after Conan had sex with her. Conan the Barbarian hits theaters August 19.

[Via Yahoo — thanks Jesus DeSaad!]