Snapping necks, Sylar sex sessions and test tube babies' drunken rap performances: these are just a few of the worst moments from television this year. 2009 will forever be remembered for Stargate's boob lens and Adama's cry-painting.
Heroes - Sylar Sex Switcheroo
Sylar is having fake sex with Matt Parkman's wife, meanwhile we dry heave in the corner at sight of Sylar's sexy face.
Kyle XY - Drunk Dance Rapping
In the midst of a terrible montage of Kyle and his boys getting their drank on, one moment of pure WTF-ness stands out, when the gang attempts to half rap. I think even the crew was embarrassed for them.
Smallville - Twitter Torture
Chloe wields her mighty power of the delete key.
Stargate Universe - Boob Lens
The moment that angered the masses - who needs a plot when you can frame the shot against one character's giant rack? Need to change it up? Frame the shot with her underwear.
Battlestar Galactica - Cry-Painting
Possibly the worst scene to come out of BSG is Adama's cry-painting moment. Mixing fear, awkwardness and general horror, we sat and watched our mighty leader have a fit in a bucket of paint like a 5-year-old who's been given a time-out.
Lost - Ben's Smoke Monster Home Movie
After years of wondering what the smoke monster would look like one-on-one it's finally revealed! Sadly it's a lot like watching home movies in your chain smoking Uncle's basement.
Fringe - Peter Knows Everything
We're on board for Walter knowing everything, but when you lump Peter on top, come on - now you're just being a dick.
Eastwick - Vibrator Talky Talk
Women and their vibrators, we just can't stop talking about them in public at a family fair outside with co-workers. We can't help it! Vibrators Vibrators Vibrators, oh and we name them after real people we work with, naturally.
Torchwood - "I'm BAAAAACK"
Nothing like ruining an otherwise well directed, edited and written special Torchwood series with some crappy shtick. You just can't help yourself can you Torchwood?
Vampire Diaries - You Need Death
Ah Damon, you old over-dramatic softie. Now, tell us some more about you vampire man jewelry.
Dollhouse - Diva or DIIIIIIIVA?
First off that singing, my god, plus this meant we had to listen to said "freedom" song over, and over, and over. Second, what is the difference between a Diva and a DIIIIIVA?
V - "I'm a cool Mom"
Juliet is hip with the teen scolding lingo - also if your child is "tagging" things but has no real talent and is a rich suburban know-nothing, do yourself a favor: drop him down a well.
Dr. Who - The Master Is Hungry
All. The. Time.
The Prisoner - The Prisoner In Its Entirety
This clip pretty much sums up what we feel was accomplished or learned in The Prisoner reboot, nothing.
True Blood - Goodbye Godric
Watch as the ancient vampire Godric Quantum Leaps himself to death. So long, fey baby vamp.