For Making Your (Or Someone Else's) Life BetterGraeme McMillan11/28/09 3:00pmFiled to: Gift GuideToysGodzillaTerminator SalvationStar WarsAlienAlternative energy lab2EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkAlternative Energy Lab Indulge the budding scientist in your life - and potentially accidentally stumble upon a solution to the energy crisis that's forcing the world ever closed to environmental apocalypse - with this junior scientist lab-in-a-box that explains all you need to know about renewable sources of energy before we finally run out of gas and start slaughtering each other in desperation.Star Wars Mustafar Volcano Kit And talking about learning, who knew that the climactic battle between Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi would lead to an educational toy teaching kids how real volcanoes work and why, when you're in a life-and-death lightsaber battle with your former teacher, it's really, really stupid to let them cut your limbs off. Remember: Volcanoes + Ewan McGregor can turn you into a cyborg crybaby.Advertisement(Actually, all of the Star Wars Science toys would make perfect gifts. Especially the Force Trainer. Not that we really, really would like a Force Trainer, Hasbro. Of course not. Unless you happen to have one handy, of course.)Alien USB With Illuminated Tongue Yes, I know; you're all sick of the novelty USB gadgets by now, but read what this one is called again. Look at the part that says "Illuminated Tongue" and ask yourself very seriously, how have you managed to get this far in your life without one?Terminator Salvation Fuel Cell Lighter Some would argue that there's nothing toylike about a lighter, and normally they'd be entirely right. But this is a lighter that looks just like the nuclear fuel cell embedded in the chest of every Terminator, which practically makes it a Transformer, right? Just think of everyone you'd be able to impress by whipping this out and explaining the unnecessary story in public!Plush Mecha Godzilla You can't have a toy guide without at least one plush toy for you to lose your heart to and dream of snuggling up next to every night, so why not the one that is unsuited for plush toy treatment? Yes, many would've considered a robotic replica of a giant lizard that rampages throughout Tokyo toppling buildings and killing people to be an unlikely candidate for cuddly toy translation, but look at his little shiny tiny arms, those "love me" eyes and tell me that your heart doesn't melt for reasons other than his firey breath.