When A Nuclear Holocaust Wrecks Civilization, It's Important To Be A Nipple ConnoisseurCharlie Jane Anders10/15/09 10:04pmFiled to: found footagepost-apocalypticDef-con 4ApocalypticThe RoadapocalypsesVideoClips44EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkThree great moments from 1985's post-apocalyptic Def-Con 4: Three astronauts watch a nuclear holocaust claim the entire world. A post-apocalyptic survivalist demands to know, in great detail, about the female astronauts nipples. And a teenager whips slaves dragging a space-capsule. Advertisement You kind of have to love Def-Con 4, despite the silly title (Def-Con 4 is not when we launch nuclear missiles!) for moments like this one, where the grungy Paul Giamatti lookalike has very definite nipple preferences, even after the fall of civilization:And this one. Check out the evil teen overlord's crazy corrugated metal vest!