You may not have dilithium crystals, or a matter/anti-matter reactor, but you can still go to warp, thanks to this U.S.S. Enterprise bong. And click through to see a second bong dedicated to the NCC-1701.

Insert your own joke about finding the final frontier. Actually, when I found the first bong, posted above, I went searching for others. But mostly all I found was lame jokes about Star Trek II: The Search For Bong (in which Bong gets Mr. Spark baked, and Scotty says "He's stoned already, sir.") And "Bong-Luc Picard." Come on, Star Trek stoners, you can do better than that. [What-A-Bong and UnivacGroup]