In honor of the latest example of Bay's cinematic genius, Twitter spent Wednesday offering up evidence of the director's more heroic qualities, inspired by Fake Michael Bay himself:
justinmilam: Michael Bay once made an explosion so big it never went out, we now call it the sun
ashwinpande: Michael Bay wears special glasses which help him see the real world exploding in CGI and dollar signs all the time.
scriptdreric: Before sex, Michael Bay always says in his best Sean Connery voice, "Welcome to the Rock."
lucascarlisle: Michael Bay makes the best ribs because his BBQ only has one setting - slow motion.
Spidey004: Michael Bay makes approximately $175 million on every one of his bowel movements (which smell a little bit like popcorn).
BobCervantes: For his morning workout, Michael Bay blows up buildings and runs away from the explosions.
mroberts940: Michael Bay lost his virginity before his dad did.
mrbs: Michael Bay was preceeded down the birth canal by a dove in slow motion. And followed by a column of flame.
eddidit: The real reason there are so many tornadoes in the Midwest is because Michael Bay is allergic to cats.
Aimee_B_Loved: Michael Bay has 2 speeds: Slow motion and on fire.
Obvious jokes? Yes. Cheap humor? You betcha. But admit it: Somewhere, you're as convinced as I am that the real Michael Bay is sitting back, loving the attention.
Michael Bay Facts [Twitter]