Ian McShane gears up for his role as the King of alternate-universe New York. And Battlestar's crew readies for the final battle, in a massive week of new TV. Tons of clips, and spoilers, below.
Morgan tries to get out of his new living situation and Casey hunts down the biggest bad guy. Oh, and Sarah and Chuck blah blah blah boring relationship, please kill one of them now. Chuck is on NBC at 8 PM.
Kyle XY -
Kyle brings Cassidy to dinner, and Jessi is all pissed because Cassidy (who despite the name is actually a man) killed her mom or something. But let's be honest here, we all know Jessi is really upset because Kyle won't impregnate her with his test-tubey seed. Don't believe me? Here's a bedroom scene to prove it. Kyle XY is on ABC Family at 9 PM.
Kyle XY Clip
Kyle XY Promo
Sylar meets his Daddy (who is actually Lex Luthor's dad, so wrap your brains around that)! Claire starts working at a comic book store, because cheerleaders love comics. Oh, and Parkman almost dies - again - but I bet he doesn't because that would give us some sort of closure. Heroes is on NBC at 9 PM.
The Invasion is on 11 AM over on Cinemax. This Invasion of the Body Snatchers remake, starring Nicole Kidman as the psychiatrist who discovers that an alien epidemic affects humans whilst they're sleeping. Oh, and her son may be the planet's only hope. Some call this Kidman's worst film to date - which really says something if you've seen Bewitched.
No new Fringe this week.
This week our little Reaper has to juggle secret shoppers, Mongols and a demon girlfriend for his friend. I'm glad this light little comedy is back on the CW at 8 PM.
Dustin Hoffman plays a zany 243-year old toy store owner in Mr. Magorium's Magic Emporium, who prepares Natalie Portman to step into his shoes as the store's owner in this saccharine tale about believing in yourself and believing that Natalie Portman could ever be awkward. The magic happens on HBO at 11:30 AM.
No more Knight Rider, because it's dead. Let us drag its robot bones through the streets while children throw rocks at its headlights. Die, you terrible show, die - and never return!
No new Lost this week, next week.
Life On Mars -
Annie and Sam go undercover, and oops-a-daisy they end up at a swingers party - whatever will they do? And are we back to having episodes based on the British series all of a sudden? LOM is on ABC at 10 PM.
Tonight enjoy the fifth and arguably best installment to date in the timeless saga of the boy wizard, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Harry and his mates find themselves up against evil Ministry of Magic- appointed Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Dolores Umbridge whose cruel and unusual practices only further motivate the boy savior in his quest against Lord Voldemort. This movie rules, so you need to turn on HBO at 7:30 PM.
Smallville is back - and everybody wants to take a shot a Clark, including Tori Spelling, yep she's back. Oh and Lois knows that Clark is the "red and blue blur," so my money is, it's all a dream. Smallville is on the CW at 8 PM.
The righteous brothers are back, and visiting a town that is cheating death. Well they'll put a stop to that by turning into ghosts - to the locker rooms! See how the brothers bring back the reapers, on the CW at 9 PM.
Eleventh Hour -
Hood takes a fancy trip to New York City fashion week when a bunch of murders occur on the runway, on CBS at 10 PM.
Frankenstein Meets the Spacemonster is on at 4.15 AM on AMC, and yes, it's as awesome as it sounds, as this "found footage" proves. In this monster b-movie from 1960s Puerto Rico, an android Frankenstein battles a Martian Princess and her crew. After the android's brain is damaged, he terrorizes the island, whilst the princess and her cronies hit up pool parties and hang out with the 1960s Puerto Rican version of Brody Jenner.