Should you choose to protest at the Democratic National Convention this year, you may be hit with a case of a muddy bottom. The cops are reputed to be considering the use of a poop gun, otherwise known as the "Brown Note," which blasts an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily. The use of this crowd controller would truly make a mark among scifi weaponry. Fox News asked Denver's biggest activist on how they will prepare for such an occurence. Click through for their answer.
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