Kim Basinger's Purse SnakeTerrorizes Allyson Hannigancharliejane11/29/07 11:00amFiled to: found footageAllyson HanniganKim BasingerMy Stepmother Is An AlienCheesephallic alienspurse monsters1EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink My Stepmother Is An Alien may not make much sense, but it's chock full of bizarre moments. And this is the insanest: Allyson Hannigan confronts her stepmom (Kim Basinger) about that whole being-an-alien thing. Basinger gets into a huge bitch-fight with the glowy tentacle that lives in her purse, which wants to glue Hannigan to the ceiling permanently. By this point, the purse-snake has already given Basinger a makeover, cooking lessons, and a crash course in sex-ed. Can Basinger finally assert her independence from the phallic monster that has transformed her into the perfect woman? It's, like, a metaphor or something.