Famous names: Stanley Kubrick Malcolm McDowell
Crunchy goodness: 4
Sights you'll never unsee: Four words — Malcolm. McDowell. Rectal. Exam.
Life lesson: When dining with the man whose wife you raped to death, bring your own wine.
Design breakthrough: Forget Prada, the Devil wears a skintight leotard, a grubby canvas codpiece and a dildo mask.