Batman's never been particularly lucky in love, so normally he doesn't even mess with it. But when he does, like in these amazing 1966 valentines that Mark Anderson dug up, it reveals that the world of Bat-romance is a very strange place. Suffice it to say, Batman screaming "VA-ROOOM!" is the least creepy of the lot.

Batman appears to be running an online matchmaking service in his spare time.

"I'm going to stalk you until you love me, valentine!"

"Don't find a random woman, convince yourself that she's the love of your life, and then cryogenically freeze her against her will, valentine!"

"Although god knows I've been trying."

Okay, Riddler, maybe I'll grant you #2, but what the hell is #1 about? Are you suggesting that true love can be destroyed if you punch your romantic partner in the face? I mean, that makes sense, but it's a hell of a valentine message. And what army has ever been stopped by true love? Do you mean prostitutes? I think you mean prostitutes.

In other news, Batman has imprisoned a woman because of her affection for you.

"Including whatever the fuck is happening right now."

OH MY GOD SOME MANIAC IS TOSSING HUMAN ORGANS AT THE BAT-PLANE

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These are just a few of the weirder ones; head over to AnderToons to see the rest!

[Via Geeks Are Sexy]