Mystery Science Threater 3000 is almost back! (Oh man, saying that still gives me shivers.) It’s been a long time coming, but the reboot is finally set to debut on Netflix on April 14. And while the first season’s already in the can, we’ve got a few suggestions for what Jonah Ray, Tom Servo, and Crow T. Robot should riff next.
MST3K riffed a hell of a lot of movies back in its prime, airing almost 200 episodes and a movie, before getting canceled in 1999. Still, there are tons of B-movies they didn’t get to while they were on the air— not to mention all the shitcrapthat’s come out since then. I actually started this list with about 30 different movies, and paring it down was nigh impossible.