This 'Classified Alien Music' the Internet Is Freaking Out Over Is Not Classified, Alien, or Music

The internet was all abuzz today over newly-declassified tape of Apollo 10 astronauts catching a broadcast of alien music on the Moon. Except the tape was not classified, not alien, and not music. Settle in and take a listen for yourself.
This Is What Millions of Hungry Jellyfish Sound Like
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Every day, troves of hungry marine organisms—shrimp, jellyfish, squid and bony fish—migrate from the ocean’s murky depths to the surface. For the first time, marine biologists have captured the sound of their collective lunch outing. May it be the sonic backdrop to all of your future, jellyfish-induced nightmares.
This Scientist Is Turning Every Element In the Periodic Table Into Music
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Materials scientists typically rely on their eyes to analyze data, but soon they could employ their ears as well. Setting the motions of molecules to music can help scientists identify hidden patterns in their data that might otherwise be too small, or occur over such short time scales that they’re easily missed by…
Today's Best Deals: Aerogardens, Stick Vac, Logitech Speakers, and More
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Blacksmiths Recreate a Badass Sword From League of Legends

Even if you are not a League of Legends junkie or a professional blacksmith, that doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate the incredible work that the Man At Arms folks put into their replicas of seemingly impossible weapons.
Vanessa Hudgens Will Star in NBC's DC Comics Office Comedy
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Every time we hear about it, it amazes us that Powerless, NBC’s comedy series about a completely normal insurance company office in the DC comics world, might actually be happening. But now it has its taking a big step towards reality with the casting of Vanessa Hudgens in the lead role.
IFC's New Comedy Has Simpsons Cred and a Killer Premise
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IFC is getting in on the current witch/Satan/hellfire trend with an eight-episode order of Stan Against Evil, a comedy from Emmy-winning Simpsons writer and producer Dana Gould. The description sounds a wee bit like Ash vs Evil Dead—which is a total compliment—though a lot will depend on who gets cast.
Yet Another Marvel Character Will Be Joining Captain America: Civil War
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When Civil War announced its initial cast list as a veritable Who’s Who of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, it seemed like there weren’t many more characters the movie could add—and then it added Spider-Man for good measure. But it turns out that somehow, there’s yet another MCU character the movie can add, in the form…
The Next Star Wars Movie Has Recruited a Team of Drones to Protect Its Secrets
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Accessible drone technology is creating a bizarre future in the world of movie making. In 2014, pictures taken by drones of filming for The Force Awakens prompted the production team to consider buying an anti-drone “shield” to protect secrets. For Episode VIII, they’re deploying drones of their own to take down rebel…
The Most Important New Smartphone Feature Is a Little Magic Slot

When LG announced its new flagship smartphone, the G5, at Mobile World Congress yesterday, it did something radically different. At the base of the phone, LG built a small slot that might just change everything.
You Can Finally Get Morgan Freeman to Narrate Your Commute

When Waze got Arnold Schwarzenegger to add his voice to their navigation app, it felt like a huge deal. But that was before the company recruited the best damn narrator in the history of the planet, Morgan Freeman. Freeman’s deep, soothing voice can be accessed in Waze starting right now.








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